{"id":100,"date":"2011-03-15T10:21:34","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T18:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/?p=100"},"modified":"2011-03-15T10:21:34","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T18:21:34","slug":"how-not-to-design-for-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/15\/how-not-to-design-for-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to design for twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/puppytweet.com\/\">[vsw id=&#8221;ne4FsCTVtyo&#8221; source=&#8221;youtube&#8221; width=&#8221;425&#8243; height=&#8221;344&#8243; autoplay=&#8221;no&#8221;]<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a <a href=\"http:\/\/puppytweet.com\/\">twitter appliance for your dog<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you must replace the battery. Why wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t it designed it use a USB recharging method? Are they unaware that twitter users tend to be pretty savvy? And why so big? Given that it is using a local wireless channel, it could be much smaller.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you can complain about repeating tweets from your dog and then buy a forthcoming puppytweet update pack.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it is safe for your dog. It says so right in the <a href=\"http:\/\/puppytweet.com\/faq.html\">FAQ<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it comes in an array of colors: blue and pink.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, they made three <a href=\"http:\/\/puppytweet.com\/how3.html\">10-second videos<\/a> to gloss over the particulars of installation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[vsw id=&#8221;ne4FsCTVtyo&#8221; source=&#8221;youtube&#8221; width=&#8221;425&#8243; height=&#8221;344&#8243; autoplay=&#8221;no&#8221;] Yes, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a twitter appliance for your dog. Yes, you must replace the battery. Why wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t it designed it use a USB recharging method? Are they unaware that twitter users tend to be pretty savvy? And why so big? Given that it is using a local wireless channel, it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.icismachine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}